Top 15 most intolerable fan bases in college football
1. Alabama Crimson Tide
They’re annoying, they’re arrogant and they have a selective memory — especially anything before 2007. They enjoy being No. 1, but I’m not sure they’ll enjoy being No. 1 on this list. Hello, Alabama!
Crimson Tide fans love to tout about the dynasty that is the Saban era and choose to believe that college football didn’t exist in seasons where they didn’t win the national title, seriously go ahead and ask them about the Mike Shula era.
Then you’ve got Paul Finebaum, the southern-based sports talk show host has touted the SEC and especially Alabama since he went to the airwaves. With that, some of his most infamous moments have involved some of the worst and most annoying supporters of the Crimson Tide.
For example, you have Phyllis from Mulga, Ala. She’s like your grandmother if your grandmother was hyped for every single game and had the passion to run through a brick wall herself. Then, you’ve got “Al from Dadeville” or as everyone else knows him as, Harvey Updyke. You remember Harvey, the guy who though killing the famous Toomer’s trees would be a good idea after Auburn’s epic run to a national title in 2010.
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Congrats Alabama, you’re No. 1 once again. In the words of your friend, Mr. Updyke, “Roll Damn Tide”.