Why Is Johnny Manziel Rolling A $20 Bill In A Bathroom?

Life’s most perplexing questions are numerous? What is the meaning of life? Why do bad things happen to good people? Where do we go when we die?

On the internet, those questions take a slightly different approach. Case in point, Johnny Manziel, the former Heisman Trophy winner for Texas A&M and now quarterback for the Cleveland Browns. Here we find what the internet finds as the most perplexing question in all of the world.

Why is Johnny Manziel rolling a $20 bill in a bathroom?

What is Johnny Manziel doing with that $20 bill and why? So many questions, so few answers.

What is Johnny Manziel doing with that $20 bill and why? So many questions, so few answers. (Photo Credit: Busted Coverage)

It would appear Johnny Football is rolling a $20 bill, this much is for certain. But the angle of the photograph makes it so we cannot see if there is anything that a rolled $20 bill could be used for. Maybe Johnny doesn’t like his cash pressed so he rolls his money? Maybe Johnny intended to use the $20 bill as a straw to drink the rest of the beverage he had set in front of him?

So many questions, so few answers.

It is at this time we ask you, the readers, to inform us of what exactly is going on in this picture.  Because if there is any group of people who can come to the logical conclusion of what Johnny is doing in this picture, it is the internet.

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  • Eric M.

    Because he is a young white kid with a strong following no one want to say it there’s only one reason and one reason you roll up money “cocaine is a hell of a drug” it’s bullshit everybodies quick to slander and destroy any of the black kids career he got a dui he’s a drunk and need help but with the evidence in your face you give him the be benefit of the doubt like his behavior up to this point isn’t proof enough but hey what do I know I’m just a guy been don’t that road myself #welcomtothepartylife