Ranking the SEC’s most hated football programs
By Logan Shaw
Nov 15, 2014; Tuscaloosa, AL, USA; Alabama Crimson Tide head coach Nick Saban leads his team onto the field prior to the game against the Mississippi State Bulldogs at Bryant-Denny Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Marvin Gentry-USA TODAY Sports
As I have mentioned time and time again in this article, people hate you when you win. The thing about Alabama is that, regardless if they win or not, you’re still going to hate them, and the fact that they do win and win often, makes it a million times worse.
Alabama’s rivals all hate everything about them. They’re incapable of thinking any positive thoughts towards the team, program, and their fans. Alabama is terrible. That’s what I’m getting at. Their crimson red is that of the devil, and truth be told, that’s why the devil is associated with red, I believe.
What makes non-Alabama fans, smart people, hate Alabama even more is that a good portion of Alabama fans also find themselves rooting for Kentucky basketball in the winter and the Yankess in the spring. They’re also Dallas Cowboys fans, actually, correction, they’re now Seahawks fans. You catch my drift, right?
You gotta respect what Alabama does, though. They win. They recruit, and they haven’t had many, if any, recruiting violations. They’re somehow doing things the right way, and boy, do they do those things well.
It’s a victory for America when Alabama loses, and when they win, which is most Saturdays in the fall, the Statue of Liberty sheds a tear. Alabama is the unanimous choice for the most hated team in the SEC. There’s no comparison. Alabama sucks, and we all know it.
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alabama crimson tide
SEC, Tuscaloosa, AL
Rivals: Auburn, Tennessee, LSU, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, and everyone else.
It’s simple. You’re either an Alabama fan, or you hate Alabama. Nobody in their right mind thinks they’re tolerable. They’re bad, and in fact, they’re the worst in the SEC.
As I have mentioned time and time again in this article, people hate you when you win. The thing about Alabama is that, regardless if they win or not, you’re still going to hate them, and the fact that they do win and win often, makes it a million times worse.
Alabama’s rivals all hate everything about them. They’re incapable of thinking any positive thoughts towards the team, program, and their fans. Alabama is terrible. That’s what I’m getting at. Their crimson red is that of the devil, and truth be told, that’s why the devil is associated with red, I believe.
What makes non-Alabama fans, smart people, hate Alabama even more is that a good portion of Alabama fans also find themselves rooting for Kentucky basketball in the winter and the Yankess in the spring. They’re also Dallas Cowboys fans, actually, correction, they’re now Seahawks fans. You catch my drift, right?
You gotta respect what Alabama does, though. They win. They recruit, and they haven’t had many, if any, recruiting violations. They’re somehow doing things the right way, and boy, do they do those things well.
It’s a victory for America when Alabama loses, and when they win, which is most Saturdays in the fall, the Statue of Liberty sheds a tear. Alabama is the unanimous choice for the most hated team in the SEC. There’s no comparison. Alabama sucks, and we all know it.
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