SEC Football: What your favorite team says about your party habits

Sep 14, 2013; College Station, TX, USA; Fans tailgate before the game between the Texas A&M Aggies and the Alabama Crimson Tide at Kyle Field. Mandatory Credit: Thomas Campbell-USA TODAY Sports

Bogarting the snack table (and double-dipping)

Texas A&M Aggies

Every party has a food and/or snack table, and that table always has at least one person who doesn’t walk more than five feet away.

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Texas A&M is the master of the food table tonight, and he makes sure he gives quick reviews on every snack laid out to anyone who comes in, even to just pick up a napkin. There won’t be any leftover plates because he feels the need to throw away a plate after he’s eaten off of it, even if it was just a handful of peanuts.

The worst part is, he’s continuously double-dipping the salsa, queso and french onion dip. Basically his way of peeing on the table and marking his territory.

Doesn’t matter what he’s dressed in, it’s got chocolate and cheese puff dust all over it by 9pm.

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