SEC Football: What your favorite team says about your party habits

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Nov 9, 2013; Knoxville, TN, USA; Auburn Tigers running back Patrick Lymon (41) celebrates with fans after the game against the Tennessee Volunteers at Neyland Stadium. Auburn won 55 to 23. Mandatory Credit: Randy Sartin-USA TODAY Sports

Hitting on every girl at the party (only having success with those who were recently dumped)

Auburn Tigers

Check out Auburn, bouncing from girl to girl, flexing and preening, taking alpha-male to a new level.

Auburn thinks its a numbers game, and will put the Mike Damone vibe out there to everything in a skirt. There’s no shame involved, especially when its discovered that the target was recently dumped or kicked to the curb by a smarter boyfriend.

“Poor, poor girl” often heard.

Dressed in khakis and an untucked, too-small golf shirt, a pair of boat shoes with no socks, and bed head, Auburn thinks the unkempt look is king.

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