SEC Football: What your favorite team says about your party habits

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Nov 22, 2014; Gainesville, FL, USA; Florida Gators defensive lineman Caleb Brantley (57) jumps into the stands with fans after they beat the Eastern Kentucky Colonels at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. Florida Gators defeated the Eastern Kentucky Colonels 52-3. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

In the back yard attempting Jackass stunts (hide your bottle rockets)

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If you’re hearing screams of pain, followed by hysterical laughter, it’s probably Florida doing one of their best reenactments of a scene from “Jackass”.

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Bottle rocket gags, wasabi snooters, any type of stunt from the roof of the house, and there’s Florida right in the thick of it. All he needs is a little more Fireball to numb the pain from last time, and he’s good to go again.

Dressed in jorts (of course) a t-shirt that was probably new during freshman year (when the belly was a little smaller) and orange & blue Crocs. Probably a visor or headband to keep the blood draining from the top of his head from dripping into his eyes.

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