SEC Football: What your favorite team says about your party habits

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Nov 15, 2014; Knoxville, TN, USA; Kentucky Wildcats head coach Mark Stoops during the first half against the Tennessee Volunteers at Neyland Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Randy Sartin-USA TODAY Sports

Shows up late, leaves early (and nobody notices)

Kentucky Wildcats

The only person who showed up after you, and kind of made a very sly entrance, was Kentucky. He came in after the keg had been tapped and most everyone had already had a few drinks.

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  • He’s generally seen standing in one place, listening in to conversations but not joining them, and then moving on to the next spot. Perhaps he’s hoping for that opening on a topic he can really speak intelligently about…

    The Bachelor.

    Eventually he ghosts out of the party, had you not heard the sound of his IROC Z-28 being revved up, you might not have even noticed he left.

    Dressed in a pair of madras shorts, a tank top and some Birkenstocks. No headgear other than the sunglasses he put on his head this morning and forgot about.

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