If College Football Programs Were Rappers, Who Would They Be?

Jan 1, 2015; New Orleans, LA, USA; Alabama Crimson Tide head coach Nick Saban yells from the sidelines against the Ohio State Buckeyes in the 2015 Sugar Bowl at Mercedes-Benz Superdome. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

Alabama Crimson Tide-Eminem

There have been times in Alabama’s history when they fell off the face of the Earth and other college programs took over in terms of dominance. But, with the right coach, the Tide always come back and dominate the college football world once again at unprecedented levels.

They dominated with Bear Bryant, fell off, won a title with Gene Stallings, fell hard, and then came back and have dominated with Saban.

Eminem is the same way.

From 2004 to 2009, he was off of the rap scene for the most part and watched other artists take over. But he came back and established his crown on top with back to back best rap album grammies. Then he went away again.

And he just recently picked up another best rap album grammy for MMLP2.

But what might be most similar between the two is their insufferable fans. Eminem has got some obnoxious fans that all could have starred in Malibu’s Most Wanted as these 8-mile acting Wankstas who think they are the coolest thing ever, and all you have to do to be annoyed by Bama fans is listen to some of the callers on sports talk radio shows in that state for 30 minutes.

Yep, for the most part, these two schools are very similar.

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