If College Football Programs Were Rappers, Who Would They Be?

Dec 29, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Texas Longhorns players come onto the field before the game against the Arkansas Razorbacks in the 2014 Texas Bowl at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

Texas Longhorns-Kanye West

Texas is a very successful college football program that still manages to turn you off of it because it tends to act like it is the only college football program worth ever existing and the place that everybody in the world wants to be at.

Sounds like Kanye West to me.

The unwarranted arrogance of ‘Ye is exactly like that of Longhorns fans. Both are great, both are etched in history at what they do, but both annoy you with their excessive talk much more than they entertain you with results.

Texas last was relevant in 2009. Kanye’s last decent album was My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, and that is seriously debatable. The last great work you can celebrate from both is the Texas National Championship and Kanye’s “Late Registration” album.

Both happened in 2005.

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