Suggesting New College Football Fight Songs for Every Pac-12 Team

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Dec 21, 2013; Las Vegas, NV, USA; Members of the Southern California Trojans spirit of troy marching band arrive before the Las Vegas Bowl against the Fresno State Bulldogs at Sam Boyd Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

USC Trojans

LMFAO-Sexy and I Know It

The USC Trojans have an elite college football program with a great fan base that is as glamorous as it is elite. That makes them similar to the Miami Hurricanes in that regard, although USC has a much better and more loyal fan base than Miami could ever dream of having.

Still, if things go sour, they are still the glamorous program that everybody wants to be a part of out in Southern California, so their losers become celebrities. Matt Leinart? NFL failure who is still a celebrity. Reggie Bush? Average NFL player who was hit with a scandal but is still famous for his connections to hip hop videos and Kim Kardashian in the eyes of people who don’t watch football.

The USC Trojans football program extends beyond football. And they know it. So let’s just say, they are exactly like LMFAO. They are sexy and they know it. Reggie Bush is still considered a very good-looking man by plenty of non-football fans, so what do they care about how soft he is on the field?

The beat is perfect to be played by the low brass, and the rest of the instruments would come in to provide fillers at different times. Fans could just let everybody know they are sexy and they know it.

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