SEC Football: What your favorite team says about your party habits

Sep 20, 2014; Columbia, MO, USA; Missouri Tigers quarterback Maty Mauk enters the stadium before the game between the Missouri Tigers and the Indiana Hoosiers at Faurot Field. Mandatory Credit: Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports

Standing in one place with his girlfriend all night (why did this guy come?)

Missouri Tigers

You scope around the quieter rooms in the party to find Missouri, standing there looking as pretty as can be, with his cute little girlfriend clinging to his arm.

Go back an hour later, still there.

Two hours later….yep, still there.

People come up and chat with him for a minute or two, but he’s too busy checking Facebook for better parties to hit to really pay attention, and he almost gets into a fight with Auburn over lewd comment to his girlfriend. From time to time he leans up on the fireplace, hoping someone will snap a quick photo for Instagram.

Sorry, Missouri..no tags tonight.

Dressed in neatly pressed slacks and oxford, a sweater tied around his neck, and a pair of penny loafers with actual pennies in the little slots.

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