SEC Football: What your favorite team says about your party habits

Oct 18, 2014; Oxford, MS, USA; General view as the Mississippi Rebels mascot Rebel takes the field in a Ole Miss car before the game against the Tennessee Volunteers at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Spruce Derden-USA TODAY Sports

Overdressed and drinking swill wine (Kroger was out of Arbor Mist)

Ole Miss Rebels

You spot the guy in the grey trousers, bow tie, navy blue blazer and patent leather shoes and you’re almost certainly looking at Ole Miss.

Once you spot the glass of wine that looks more like Cranapple, you know you’ve got Ole Miss.

Ole Miss jumps from group to group, making profound observations he heard at the last party, and tries desperately to impress beyond his means. Every once in a while he grabs the TV remote to turn on FOX news, only to be berated by Georgia for interrupting the karaoke screen.

Eventually he ends up being the reason Missouri takes his girlfriend and goes home.

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