SEC Football: What your favorite team says about your party habits

Nov 8, 2014; Nashville, TN, USA; Vanderbilt Commodores defensive lineman Nifae Lealao (77) during the second half against the Florida Gators at Vanderbilt Stadium. The Gators won 34-10. Mandatory Credit: Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports

The keymaster and designated driver for the night (Lloyd Dobler would be proud)

Vanderbilt Commodores

Vanderbilt is the party host, and of course, the only responsible person there.

He’s the keymaster (with apologies to Cameron Crowe) and no its not an honor, but as the host he feels it’s his civic duty to be sure everyone arrives home safely. He even has a pocket breathalyzer to be sure no one who’s driving gets their keys back in an impaired state.

He has an Uber driver on stand by, and will gladly take anyone who lives within a 10 mile radius home in his Prius. He’s just that kinda guy.

Dressed in khaki shorts with a web belt, brightly colored polo and an L.L. Bean baseball cap.

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