SEC Football: What your favorite team says about your party habits
Jan 1, 2015; New Orleans, LA, USA; Alabama Crimson Tide quarterback Blake Sims (6) celebrates a touchdown with running back Derrick Henry (27) during the third quarter against the Ohio State Buckeyes in the 2015 Sugar Bowl at Mercedes-Benz Superdome. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports
In the kitchen with jock buds (pounding shots and breaking noise ordinances)
Just follow the noise, the preordained cheers, the sound of shot glasses slamming on countertops, and there’s Alabama.
It’s a party, and Alabama isn’t going to forget that. He and his friends are attached at the hip, and if one of them starts to fall behind on shots, it means endless torture and a corner cut off the man card. Never seen in less than a group of three unless headed to the bathroom to crack the seal and void the bladder.
Dressed in blue jeans and some sort of athletic attire on top, baseball cap turned backward and sunglasses moving back and forth from eyes to top of head throughout the night.
Sure, work begins at 7am, but a few Red Bulls and some Lance crackers, and he’ll be fine.
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