SEC Football: What your favorite team says about your party habits

Dec 29, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Arkansas Razorbacks quarterback Brandon Allen (10) celebrates the victory against the Texas Longhorns in the 2014 Texas Bowl at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

The sloppy drunk (fun, but incoherent)

Arkansas Razorbacks

Every party has the one person who just never seems to know where the limit is. Thankfully, when they pass that limit, they don’t become belligerent.

Welcome to the party, Arkansas.

Arky (as he calls himself after the third drink) is wandering aimlessly from group to group, trying to make a connection, only to be met with faux pats on the back and muffled giggles. But Arky is fine, no worries.

Just the sloppy drunk who you can’t quite understand but you know they think they’re speaking in the Queen’s English. Nothing to fear, except maybe a bit of saliva spray if you’re too close during a conversation.

Dressed in shorts, pocket t-shirt and Nike sneakers covered with some sort of unrecognizable dirt substance.

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