Spring game attendance doesn’t matter, and that’s why it’s so funny when universities lie about it.
Spring games are fun, it’s great to spend a lovely spring day enjoying your chosen college football team. Getting to know the new players on your team and catching a small glimpse of what kind of offense or defense might be run next year is outstanding.
What you can’t get from a spring football scrimmage is any real sense of how a team will perform next season. It’s still the spring, and getting over excited, or super depressed, about how a team does in one spring scrimmage is downright ridiculous; not that it stops fans and talking heads from bragging and bloviating about the amazing or damning things they saw in that hot spring game action.
Last week we explored the spring game attendance fibs of FSU, Auburn, Clemson, and Oklahoma; don’t worry, though, there were plenty of allegedly big games this weekend too.
Let’s see who was spring game naughty and who was spring game nice…
NEBRASKA
Nebraska claimed 72,992 fans, and the pictures seem to back that up.
72,992 here for Nebraska spring game pic.twitter.com/DFajvey90P
— Andy Kendeigh (@AKendeighKETV) April 16, 2016
No one on earth is as proud of how many people showed up to a scrimmage as Nebraska.
Their fans brag about it…
Their local news creates charts about it…
Are you ready for the #Huskers' Spring Game? Here are the attendance figures since 2004: https://t.co/u8X8adWvrN pic.twitter.com/ak9jJn6dzs
— KETV NewsWatch 7 (@KETV) April 16, 2016
They bundle it with pop-country music…
Today is the last day for your chance to win Blake Shelton and/or Nebraska Football Spring Game tickets! Call or come see us today!
— AdvChiropractic (@AdvChiropractic) February 5, 2016
They have a mythical sellout streak involved in it…
I find it funny when people dismiss Nebraska's sellout streak or spring game attendance numbers as we have nothing to do in Nebraska.
— Optimistic Sker (@OptimisticSker) February 23, 2016
Most of all they are convinced that they are unique spring game snowflakes.
Over 70,000 fans in attendance for a spring game ain’t too shabby. No place like Nebraska. #Huskers
— Hail Varsity (@HailVarsity) April 16, 2016
70k+ in Memorial Stadium for the Spring Game - there is no place like Nebraska.
— Matt Brown (@beaviebugeater) April 16, 2016
If you run into a Nebraska fan please don’t tell them that there are half a dozen other places just like Nebraska with higher spring game attendance. Let the poor Cornhusker have this one, it’s not like they are going to get to do a lot of bragging in the fall.
OHIO STATE
The OSU claimed to have 100,189 fans at their spring game and there were certainly a lot of Buckeyes out. Was it really over 100k though?
Amazing.
— NCAA Football (@NCAAFootball) April 17, 2016
Ohio State sets spring game record with attendance of more than 100,000: https://t.co/AJNarnMohw pic.twitter.com/2otQuEvMxj
ICYMI: A national-record 100,189 fans filled Ohio State's Horseshoe ... for the spring game. https://t.co/g5JHG1djLL pic.twitter.com/yrnsCuYdqc
— ESPN (@espn) April 17, 2016
Had a great time at The Ohio State University spring game! pic.twitter.com/ffNHxUBN0G
— Mir (@Riep_Amir) April 16, 2016
There probably is over 90,000+ at this spring game Buckeye extravaganza, but it looks like OSU might be fudging the number just a bit. There are some fair sized areas of gray in most of the pictures from yesterday. OSU’s stadium holds 104,000, so it would have to be almost completely packed with very few empty seats.
OSU probably only fudged their number a little bit, and they probably did it because Urban Meyer called for 100,000 to show up and then they felt trapped.
Urban Meyer says he will resign if 100,000 don’t show up for Ohio State spring game. #Kidding! #Mostly. pic.twitter.com/SfCjni8Axx
— Ted Miller (@TedMillerRK) April 11, 2016
This is the same thing that happened to Clemson and Dabo; perhaps coaches should just stop demanding certain numbers of fans for spring scrimmages?
There was one really important thing that happened at Ohio State’s spring game, though…
Meanwhile, at Ohio State's spring game: (ht /u/cmjohnson7799) #Pokemon & CFB, together again! pic.twitter.com/In6bdHUeoF
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) April 16, 2016
Still OSU clearly won the spring game attendance championship, well done indeed.
GEORGIA
Some 93,000 fans showed up in Athens to see
the start of Mark Richt’s 16th rebuilding season
the start of new UGA head coach Kirby Smart’s first season with the Bulldogs.
Most importantly, though, UGA got the support of Ludacris.
Ludacris is at the UGA game. #godawgs pic.twitter.com/jhyywhBHEi
— DoseofTavia (@_AppleSaucee) April 17, 2016
Really it’s not the number of people at your spring scrimmage, but the support of Luda that counts.
ALABAMA
Alabama claimed 76,212 at their spring game, that’s kind of down for the mighty Tide.
Also in another shocking turn of events, the Alabama defense appears to be better than the Alabama offense.
Alabama's defense made its offense look bad, real bad, in its spring game.https://t.co/FymPZ4kWYI pic.twitter.com/cudVcwyZzS
— The Sporting News (@sportingnews) April 16, 2016
The defending champs are back. Well, sort of.
— ESPN (@espn) April 16, 2016
Watch Alabama's spring game on ESPN or here: https://t.co/tXUNZHOXnI pic.twitter.com/Wx7QXIalbY
Time to crank out those “The Dynasty is Dead” articles based on a spring game, get those clicks son! Surely writing about how Alabama’s doom based on a spring game won’t come back to bite you.
Defense and missed kicks, that sounds like Alabama Football.
Tennessee
The Vols claimed 67,027 as their spring game attendance this year.
#Tennessee #Vols Top-5 Spring Game Attendances:
— Danny Parker (@TheDannyParker) April 11, 2016
1. 73,801 (1986)
2. 68,548 (2014)
3. 63,016 (2015)
4. 61,076 (2013)
5. 51,488 (2009)
That means the Vols should have had their third best spring game attendance in history. The Vols clearly beat last year’s attendance of 63,016 right?
Here are some pictures from this year…
"Greatest in college football Neyland Stadium"
And this is last year…
Orange and White game 2015 pic.twitter.com/ZZWAjJwng9
— Kevin Hutcherson (@HutchersonYa) April 27, 2015
Orange and white game 2015 #GBO #VFL pic.twitter.com/62O79V6z8L
— Shawn Chief (@Chieftn15) April 25, 2015
If that’s 67,000 people then Neyland Stadium must have been expanded to hold 120,000! WOW!
BOSTON COLLEGE
Dozens of Boston College fans got a spring game treat…
So the only points in Boston College’s spring game were two field goals & a safety
— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) April 16, 2016
That’s right, Boston College won a game!
We hope you enjoyed our spring game attendance report and please try to remember this one thing… SPRING GAMES DON’T MATTER!