ACC Power Rankings: Mario Cristobal did what???

Sep 23, 2023; Clemson, South Carolina, USA; Florida State Seminoles quarterback Jordan Travis (13) reacts after scoring against the Clemson Tigers during the second quarter at Memorial Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Ken Ruinard-USA TODAY Sports
Sep 23, 2023; Clemson, South Carolina, USA; Florida State Seminoles quarterback Jordan Travis (13) reacts after scoring against the Clemson Tigers during the second quarter at Memorial Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Ken Ruinard-USA TODAY Sports /
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ACC Power Rankings: What in the Strawberry Cake was Mario Cristobal thinking?

I am so impulsive to a fault
I want the opposite of what I got
The second I get bored, I switch it up
Makin’ bad decisions based on temporary thoughts
I know they say there’s greener grass
For me, it’s never about that
The second I get bored, I switch it up
Makin’ bad decisions based on temporary thoughts
My favorite hobby, self-sabotage
Can’t never seem to make my mind up
Change my opinion more than my socks

Making Bad Decisions by Bea Miller

Welcome back to headquarters on the corner of Howard’s Rock, Lane Stadium, and the future site of the David Cutcliffe Memorial Statue.

This tweet sums up what happened in Coral Gables last night:

https://twitter.com/vanhullejens/status/1711014598441160951

Possibly, the only coaches happy about what happened to Miami last night are Jimbo Fisher and Marcus Freeman. Jimbo isn’t an ACC coach anymore, and Freeman is here only part-time. That said, break out the Cardinals. If you didn’t think Louisville is the real deal, think again. The Cardinals avoid Clemson, UNC, and Florida State on the schedule. Could the Cardinals make the playoffs?

Okay, that might be a bit far-fetched, or is it?

So, to Pete’s Rock, Enter Sandman, and honoring heroes wearing Red Bandanas, here are the ACC Power Rankings heading into week six.