People do all sorts of crazy things and make ridiculous pledges in support of their sports teams. From tattoos to dares and everything in between, there are special fans out there who live to entertain us with their blind devotion.
One such fan recently made a promise in support of his team, promising a little disgusting repass for himself should his beloved Seminoles lose to Boston College. Ah... the sweet taste of... dog crap?
Red Solo cups are very common in the South, but a promise for this kind of use may not be what that company had in mind for publicity.
So, not just deleted tweet…but deleted account.
— Michael Collins (@MCFanSided) September 3, 2024
Does this fall into the “If you have a gambling problem” category? pic.twitter.com/Zi1uvWlCCX
The fan, known as 321nole or Gudge on X (formerly Twitter), swore that if his team lost to the BC Eagles on Monday, he was willing to go "hawk poo-ah" with a spoon in hand.
However, the now-mythical dog-poo punishment man has gone dark and the internet is in purgatory as everyone waits for him to pull through.
Following Florida State's loss to Georgia Tech in Week 0, the Seminoles' game against Boston College was pretty much ride or die when it came to their chances at the College Football Playoffs.
The Week 1 game also seems to have been the ride-or-die moment for Gudge's social media presence.
Once it became readily apparent that the Noles weren't going to pull off the comeback victory over the Eagles, Gudge's account could no longer be found.
Pretty worried about this guy rn pic.twitter.com/OIBD5QOD1y
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) September 3, 2024
When the world needed(?) him most... he vanished.
Everybody on this app waiting for the FSU fan to eat dog shit pic.twitter.com/KzihURKbUX
— 🅱️🅰️Ⓜ️ (@_bigbam_) September 3, 2024
The Internet forcing that FSU guy to eat the dog poop
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 3, 2024
pic.twitter.com/uWkySCNDeE
The community reaction to the FSU dog poop guy is yet another great example of how college football twitter is vastly superior to political twitter
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) September 3, 2024
To fill the void as the world waited for Gudge's return, people took to X for their own takes on his nightmare-esque sundae concoction.
If Oregon doesn’t cover against Boise State this weekend, I will eat a steak dinner with a lobster tail and cheesecake for desert with a spoon and post a video of me doing it.
— kwade (@KwadeSays) September 3, 2024
Book it!
If Nebraska loses to Colorado this weekend, I will honor Coach Prime by cutting off two of my toes and post a video of me doing it.
— Karen McGee (@karenmotherof2) September 3, 2024
Book it!
If UCF beats Sam Houston State, I will chug a beer, then I will chug another beer, and then another one.
— Barstool UCF (@UCFStool) September 3, 2024
Book it!
While the internet has its fun with not-so-sickening punishments for the possibility of their teams losing, they'll also be on the lookout for Gudge's return to the grid.
For Gudge's sake (and the sake of his stomach), I hope he remains in social media solitude until this all blows over so he can just live it down or he'll be... well... SOL.